shit faced

Drogheda based jackass style TV program

Shit Faced is the greatest show eva!!

by Meathawk January 2, 2005

LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke

tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face

by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010

white yogurt face blanket

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

Boil-Faced Chicken Fucker

Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.

Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!

by Tweeotch August 13, 2010

shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

by hahaiknow101 June 23, 2009

my place on your face

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.

by PBG April 22, 2008

Two Faced Nigger Bitch

A two faced nigger who is also a bitch that goes behind your back to talk shit about you.

"Jared is such a two faced nigger bitch" -Jacob

by BigDickBanditoh January 10, 2017