Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

bag

bag means coke or having a bag of coke on you. Size does not factor when you say bag. You could have .1 or 3.5gs. You have a bag you have a bag.

“Bro I don’t got it, Jacob got the bag on him.” Yo, where are we ripping bag tn?”

by babyshaqkicks September 12, 2025

glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.

Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.

by apavs February 4, 2010

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.

May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.

by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019