A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

by dmurex May 23, 2022

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".
Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

A spice bag is poutine, but with ingredients from Chinese takeout. This dish is popular in some parts of Toronto.
by LizardInACan July 4, 2023

Slang on TikTok that is use to tell someone to get a job. Usually used towards content creators like “The Mannii Show” to symbolize their content is not something they should pursue.
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏
by electricm July 9, 2024

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present
by Mezanene September 25, 2021

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
