Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

Slow Bag

a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

“vins_fire is a slow bag”

by roguemystical October 21, 2020

doritos bag

a doritos bag is a bag full of the corn chips called doritos. it can come in many different flavours as sweet chilli and salt

Yo, got that doritos bag? Yea man, its cheese flavour

by big.kaboom361 April 15, 2025

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

BAG day

"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.

I bought a .45 for my BAG day gun this year.

by Sailorcurt June 30, 2016

Cheese bags

An endearing greeting

How’s it going cheese bags

by English department Ben April 25, 2021