corn on the cock

eating the pubic hair of the cock

hey girl want some corn on the cock

by dinkelberry September 21, 2007

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock mongler

-= g0ne =-

g0ne is a cock mongler

by Mediator May 22, 2004

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006

grippy sock cock

Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.

“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“

by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022

Crisco Cock Call

A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.

Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah

by DirtyD June 17, 2004

cock n' balls

the combination of your penis and testicles in one word;
a doughnut a voodoo doughnuts, portland, or. consisting of two cream filled doughnuts and a large cream filled twisted doughnut with chocolate icing;
used in Adam Sandlers comedy skit "cock n' balls"

while you wait timmy why dont you slap around your

cock n' balls for mama?

by fergieferg July 12, 2009