Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

Slow Bag

a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

“vins_fire is a slow bag”

by roguemystical October 21, 2020

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

Spice bag

A spice bag is poutine, but with ingredients from Chinese takeout. This dish is popular in some parts of Toronto.

Going to get some spice bag.

by LizardInACan July 4, 2023

BAG day

"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.

I bought a .45 for my BAG day gun this year.

by Sailorcurt June 30, 2016

Strepto Bag

When someone anonymously sends you a bag of gummy dicks. You inject streptococcus into them and return to sender.

Nobody wants your strepto bag!

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018