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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.
Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011
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Trailer park man bag

The trailer park man bag consists largely of plastic shopping bags, carrier bags, or plastic grocery bags, but can otherwise refer to any bag people would otherwise not think to use twice. The trailer park man bag can commonly re used as a mans means of moving or transporting objects such as a laptop, mouse and keyboard. cheese factory, Sendix, feet farm but not farm and fleet bags provide reasonable bags for this title and are more desired than those from Piggly wiggly, metro market and Aldis.
1. Are you seriously about to take that Trailer park man bag onto the plan as carry on luggage AGAIN?

2. here comes that grumpy old man with his newest Trailer park man bag he's always dragging to work
by jade_electric January 18, 2023
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Slee Bag

Gerald is called Terry a "Slee Bag" for not picking up the trash of the ground.
by JoraJora43 April 25, 2019
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peely bag

if you like simply nailogical you know what a peely bag is.
if you don’t a peely bag is a bag full of nail art.
time to add a peely to the peely bag
by 4L1F3RZ43V34 July 12, 2023
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Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Put the fries in the bag

The tiktok slang “put the fries in the bag” means when a tiktoker who fell off tries to be relevant and instead is being annoying. People are just trying to say to quit and leave social media and get a job at McDonald’s.
Jack Doherty is an example of someone who needs to put the fries in the bag.
by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024
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