one fit jit

a person who only wears one outfit every day.

lambies wearing the off white striped shirt and blue tie again he fr a one fit jit

by FeatherThief April 1, 2025

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

The Deleted One

The Deleted One uses MeWe. They have a habit of deleting comments in a chat pretty much immediately after they've posted it, rightfully, earning the name, The Deleted One

Oh The Deleted One has deleted themselves again

by The Deleted One May 20, 2021

Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

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Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair

She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

by icyhot123 May 28, 2018

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

the one above cool

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.

Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

by FashtyMcbrikostore2045 February 14, 2022