Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

To trammel one.

Something that restricts movement, conveying , or advance; a restraint.

To trammel one. To lay a trap and then see you takes the bait?

Joe: I always wanted to know who deceived me, and whom my real friends are.

Pan: Well just put it out there and see who falls by their own credulous mind.

by My predictability June 8, 2012

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

Moolah the one

Moolah the one is defined as a rap artist from Louisville, Kentucky south end neighborhood. Also nicked named Silent Money Juni and leader of Moolah Gang which is a rap group. He later signed to RRC/Empire Diatribution.

I cant wait to hear that new Moolah The one song with Chell Shocked.

by Rob run corleone December 22, 2023

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017