timez-one

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.
Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!
by Melarchie June 23, 2023
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
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one push

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

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by Doctor Sanchez September 18, 2008
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Nothing u should not add one

What someone told me after saying I should add a word to the urban dictionary
Person 1: What should I add to the urban dictionary

Person 2: Nothing u should not add one
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Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.
1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.
by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017
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