Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate

Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local

by Justdatiler January 18, 2022

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025

dunk me one

to go get you some.
dip in the honey jar

Im finna go to this girl/guy house and "dunk me one".

by Essss_Meee December 18, 2013

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

boiled one

İts a really scary character made by doctor nowhere probably one of the scariest analog horrors I've seen go watch it

Trump:İ fear the boiled one More than İ fear than debt
Putin:Same İ hope İ forget him when İ have a sleep paralysis

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 17, 2024

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

by zuzzi March 20, 2024