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Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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is this going to lower egg prices?

something you say when Trump as president does something that has little to no contribution to the real pressing issues in our society
trump = signs into law that there are only two genders
me = so is this going to lower egg prices?
by EL SEXO GRATIS February 4, 2025
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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To go retail

The new 2020 pandemic version of going postal
"I'm going to go retail on the next customer that refuses to wear a face mask."

"I'm so burnt out from working full time during a pandemic that I'm going to go retail on the next person that pisses me off."
by Millie Hagen May 15, 2020
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Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.
by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025
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Going Yard

Bringing a tent and just sleeping outside
We went to a festival and Thom was just going yard the whole time
by MrSvengali September 7, 2015
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