hot milfs in your area

a popular ad that usually appears on sketchy websites.

god, I can never look at an article anymore without a stupid "hot milfs in your area" ad popping up!

by Monkebuns November 27, 2022

Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023

boil some hot dogs

4 or more guys in a hot tub together that is over a 100 degrees.

Who wants to boil some hot dogs?
Last night me and the boys were just boiling some hot dogs.

by Jon Jobby July 21, 2017

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

by David Winston May 17, 2011

State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014

Glazed Hot Fudge Brownie

When you take a shit and cum all over on top of it and then bake it. Once it is done you serve it as a pastry to others or yourself.

Bob: Man I'm really hungry right now
Tom: Hey I just took a shit in this bag, wanna make a glazed hot fudge brownie?
Bob: I would love to! Let me just cum on it and then we can bake it in the oven
Tom: Yumm delish!

by Jared Hilton July 17, 2022