love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

dog dimple

when you fuck the living shit out of a dog while rubbing your tongue on it's ear until the earwax drips onto your dick and the dog licks it off

That dog dimple last night was crazy bro.

by Buttcruncher April 3, 2025

double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

Hot dogging

When a dude pits his Alabama black snake, in between the vag lips and rubs them back and forth, while edging.

Winston, were you hot dogging my mom last night?

by Edsxh June 16, 2022

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020