Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

slumber party hot pocket

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015

old english hot pocket

The Queen of England dusty pussy

The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"

by Lucifer Zay September 2, 2021

Hot tub fail - the accident

A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)

Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...

by Homies3washere October 11, 2023

Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

hot milfs in your area

a popular ad that usually appears on sketchy websites.

god, I can never look at an article anymore without a stupid "hot milfs in your area" ad popping up!

by Monkebuns November 27, 2022

Glazed Hot Fudge Brownie

When you take a shit and cum all over on top of it and then bake it. Once it is done you serve it as a pastry to others or yourself.

Bob: Man I'm really hungry right now
Tom: Hey I just took a shit in this bag, wanna make a glazed hot fudge brownie?
Bob: I would love to! Let me just cum on it and then we can bake it in the oven
Tom: Yumm delish!

by Jared Hilton July 17, 2022