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Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing
Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.
by Satchmo II April 5, 2003
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Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP
Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
by Catmanjew November 30, 2009
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put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.
Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)
by Nabeel, January 16, 2008
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Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011
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trash bag face

The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.

Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.
Tim was talking to Jay about their plans for the weekend when Jay said, "I hope we can go to the beach, I love playing in the snow." Tim then gave him the trash bag face and went about his day.
by mastergarbagebagger July 23, 2012
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Thats my face

When a person is coming at your looks or asks whats wrong with your style , swag , make-up etc

and you feel comfortable in your own skin you tell them "thats your face"
Yo man , why you look so tight , dawg , Thats my face

like back in the day , you would say speak to the hand or something like that
by rhyming gaijin November 12, 2009
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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
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