A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
Get the glad bagmug. a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.
Person one: I think I just failed that test.
Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.
Person one: You suck.
Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.
Person one: You suck.
by apavs February 4, 2010
Get the bag o' snacksmug. 1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bagmug. by Jsheieieufbfbsnqnwjrbf May 22, 2023
Get the Bagmug. a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
Get the douche bagmug. Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
by Butthut May 27, 2016
Get the alaskan sweat bagmug. Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020
Get the Sleeping Bag For Sausagesmug.