Dogged

When a chick decides to overlook you for one of your buddies during a night out trying to pick up girls.

Billy thought he would close the deal but at the end of the night, that hot chick he was scamming dogged him for some other dude.

by Riverabung September 29, 2017

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017

That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 11, 2017

Puppy Dogging

Its when a car salesman lets you take the car home in hopes of you buying it.

Puppy dogging really works during tax time.

by Tsundera October 9, 2017

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017

Dog-in-law

The dog owned by your spouse's family is called your dog-in-law. (Plural - dogs-in-law)

Hey, my dog-in-law is eating your food.

My dog-in-law is super cute.

by Victoria’s baby October 16, 2017

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017