glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

Draculas tea bag

Slang name for a used tampon

I need to go change me draculas tea bag

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024

perhaps bag

A light, net bag carried in former Soviet Union ‘in case’ an item was available since there was a general scarcity of everyday items

She always had a perhaps bag in her purse in the off chance eggs or meat were in the stores today

by Rwbnyc June 3, 2022

shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

by thatoneguywhoyouthinkiwas April 2, 2014

get da nanny bag

When they promise you extra money on payday but the money never show up.

Lighty asked: "The plane crashed with the coke?"
Salty said: "No...get da nanny bag!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 26, 2021

Slee Bag

A worthless piece of shit.

Gerald is called Terry a "Slee Bag" for not picking up the trash of the ground.

by JoraJora43 April 25, 2019

Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.

Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!

by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011