Dog

Not a cat

That dog is absolutely not a cat

by MrUnfunny January 19, 2021

The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

Wiener dog vibes

Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.

Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"

by Quantum_Thief February 5, 2024

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.

I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.

by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020