My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Get off the bike

Code word to tell a friend their breaf stank without calling them out

Aye bruh get off the bike

by Get off the bike May 5, 2018

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getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

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