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California Face Rocket

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009
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gray nut face

The things that happen when you don't know what to do about the stuff that lingers in your mouth.
Great work from Johnny made Sammy gray nut face
by Woppa Chang March 21, 2003
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Wal mart Game face

Wal mart Game face, When you are too horny to go into even a Wal Mart without looking like you want to fuck.
Tracy was so horny she had to put on her Wal Mart Game face so she wouldn’t turn on the handicapped greeter!
by Mr Shocker October 23, 2006
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cunt face pee fucker

When a cunt face pees on a fucker.
An annoying kid who follows you at school pees on his mother and father.

Quinn is a cunt face pee fucker.
by Alex236 June 19, 2008
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slut-face-whore-bag

A girl who is a slut , but more than a slut. She's also a mean person.
Boy: I like Casey
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.
by kaykaykayyeah August 29, 2010
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Age 18 About-Face

The sudden 180-degree whiplash that the typical female teen pop star undergoes at a certain magical age. Her public/stage persona, until this time, accentuated her virginity, purity, and innocence. Suddenly, Daddy's little girl morphs into PowerSlut Girl, and her stage persona and performance incorporate pole-dancing, nearly transparent clothing, exaggerated sexuality, and raunchy language and content.

The Age 18 About-Face can be avoided by a singer who has genuine talent and is something more than a music-industry manufactured product, but realistically, how many female teenage pop singers fill that bill?
You know J. Random Teenie-Singer, that blonde Momon purity queen whose hymen seems to be worshiped by half the music industry? Yeah, there are a lot of middle-aged men slavering for a year from now when she pulls her Age 18 About-Face.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
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Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.
You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!
by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
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