runt bag

A pink watermellom in the shape of a vagina

Wow that is a shizzle of a runt bag

by Greg January 15, 2004

bag

A situation or scenario that is important to the subject. To be "secured"

"Wow, going to Starbucks is a great bag"

by kippythetrout April 17, 2017

Bag baby

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag

Your nothing but a dirty bag baby

by Servanteous December 28, 2018

Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.

So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!

by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010

bag high five

When you and someone hit your bags together

Brooke: Bag high five?
John: SURE!
*hits bags together*

by Hellomydudesss September 27, 2017

Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present

by Mezanene September 25, 2021

bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020