Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

The Baby Groot

When you shove a small plant up someones ass while screaming "I AM GROOT"

"I was doing the Baby Groot with my boyfriend and he said "I feel bad for the plant"

by robertajenings42069 February 21, 2021

Baby boy

A 'pet name' or 'sexual nickname' for someone in the horror community who gets off on harassing people.

"call me baby boy or I'm going to tell everyone you're homophobic."

"I'm not comfortable doing that and it has nothing to do with your sexual preference, that doesn't matter to me in the slightest"

"Nah, what in hearing is you hate LGBTQIA+ people and I don't have an issue with boundaries."

by pseudofuckingnym May 12, 2024

pussy baby ball pregnant

random ass thing to say in a sentence as fast as possible to make them as uncomfortable as possible, that originally came from the Extra Crispy video "Omegle... but it's horrific deleted scenes" when HyperNovaPuma, the best person in the mome boys btw, was forced to say it by Suda, another person of the group.

"Yo how you doin" "good, how are you?" "pussy baby ball pregnant amazing dude" and keeps repeating

by nashumay on yt May 9, 2022

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021