suck cock for rock

When a guy who does meth or and other sucks another man's dick for money.

Jerry doesn't have a job so he has to suck cock for rock in order to get enough money to by more drugs.

by Pringledude March 19, 2016

Cock Blocker Jocker

A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight

Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.

by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009

cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

IM Cock Block

When an ex-girlfriend, former love interest, or any other girl who hasn't spoken to you in a substantial amount of time decides to instant message you at the precise moment you're asking a girl out on a date via instant messenger.

Damn it! I've been trying to hook up with this girl for the past two days, and when we finally started to connect, Mel and Sarah decide to talk to me for the first time in months. Total IM cock block...

by Jade Messenger February 18, 2010

whoa nice cock

Whoa nice cock

Whoa nice cock

by Giorno Giovanni June 1, 2020

sucking on the devils cock

when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.

Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.

by T mon3y December 1, 2010

Cock Spider

An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter

A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP

by Andy The Idea Maker December 20, 2008