it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

by jtheis74 December 2, 2009

Portuguese Hot water bottle

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.

Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"

by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009

Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

frank's red hot sauce

Some fire lube. It's just lit. It adds a bit of spice to masturbation.

"Gonna go use some Frank's Red Hot Sauce in the bedroom. See you in a minute"

by The Meater Beater May 31, 2017

slumber party hot pocket

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015