A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
Get the Black Jonomug. A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.
“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
by Bamsters February 10, 2025
Get the Black saddle tavern & oasismug. by shred15 September 30, 2016
Get the Black Nubbsmug. An Interdimensional trash Shute. With an ever-flowing dissolve over time, It gradually sucks in the mass of the limited matter universe we call home. In simplistic terms, it is the only interdimensional description Humans can capably give. Instead of thinking we know of 10 dimensions, think of those 10 dimensions being the best way for scientists to understand and describe the energy within our singular dimension. Like the flow of subatomic connections within the wind, dimensions would be like our universe being the yin and yang symbol. Other dimensions being several millions of the same symbol twisted a centimeter is a circle both expanding slightly and compressing slightly. Eventually, it still looks like the symbol and the human eye can't see how many times it's turned or if it has been. technically yes, the theories of "white hole" or worm holes into the opposing infinitely falling pit are correct. The only difference being it occurs once said hole evaperates millions of years of moving and sucking.
"You see Ellis is wrong in the sense we as humans are three-dimensional. With studied done by %@%#&%$&$&@$^ shows the research of subatomic splits and destruction from the years (2013-2019-whatever) shows a significant connection terming towards interdimensional. NO sorry that would be an example of eternalism. In back to the future terms would be you pulling the particle apart from a time not seen by us as you created a new timeline to do so. Not much danger just disrespect as "Rick" or Doc was just trying to teach a lesson by bringing "Morty" or Marty to the alternate 1985 universe. Of course, They could have gone back there were even several different time stamps unexplained. Based on true stories the U.S. government feels they must listen to "THE MAN" except their man is one from a distant time. Lmao seems like their CHICKEN. Tell me this it's like a coded video game. After completing the game you go back and replay it. It is a game with different decision making like Bandersnatch: Black Mirror. Would you pick the same choice over again? Black Hole=Interdimensional trash shute.
by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023
Get the Black Holemug. The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.
by ØsmundRublox456 May 8, 2017
Get the Black Futosmug. Basically….
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
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You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
Ig:-@idv__yuu
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
Get the how to play black jack idvmug. MCU Black widow also known as natasha romanoff is one of the best if not the best character ever existed. She held together the team (avengers) when no one did and saved them countless times she is an inspiration for so many including me. She was taken at a small age to go to the red room a place that brain washed her and made her an assassin, spy and skilled fighter .at one point she entered shields radar and that's how she met Hawkeye he was sent to kill her he made a different call and took her in. Since then they are best friends and same day would fight for who would sacrifice them selves.she was the first female superhero eventhough she got no powers she is probably at the same level as captain America and iron man according to her last movie BLACK WIDOW (late 2021) although she deserves better she had one of the greatest character developments ever. for beginning as a sexy assistant to a great leader and hero and most importantly human.
by Arisd November 20, 2021
Get the Black widowmug.