Drunk text tourettes syndrome

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009

Little man syndrome

(Definition: LMS also known as Little man syndrome comes in many forms, shapes and sizes) Particularly when It comes to your friends pets, when people think of LMS they immediately think It's a form of disease, but actually It's mainly referred as a gift like-wise for instance, It shows that 1 in 2 pets get called 'little man' and can sometimes lead to pet identity-confusion causing the pet to ignore you, If you say "Chicken Wing!" usually, you'll get an immediate response from your pet.

Mate: "little man? Where are you? Oh little man!"

Pet: *Silence*
Mate: "Chicken Wing!"
Pet: *Comes running!*
Mate2: "It's that little man syndrome!"

by mild_spicy_wild May 14, 2015

WGS - White Girl Syndrome

the syndrome developed after creating for one's self and allowing drama to ferment and backfire, usually by a white girl. the creation of a lie in order to make one's self appear to be a victim.

Stephanie slept with her bestfriend's boyfriend and then tried to appear as the victim. She even lied to the boyfriend about not sleeping with him! She's got such a bad case of WGS - White Girl Syndrome.

by assigned seats December 19, 2007

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.

by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.

Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.

by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013

new cute kid syndrome

when you live in a small town and the variety of potential boy/girlfriends are limited to a bunch of people you've grown up with and everyone seems like a sibling. then a "new cute kid" moves into town and everyone is calling dibs.

"Brandon was a really nice guy from what I knew of him. I was going to ask him out but my 6 other friends already did, obviously a case of new cute kid syndrome."

by brittybunns November 20, 2009