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Ugly face, beasty legs

1. A female who has both a terribly ugly face, coupled with grossly hairy or unshaven legs. Probably the worst looking specimen of female humanity.

To be an 'ugly face, beasty legs'.
Dude: "Man, that chick is gross."
Other Dude: "I know. A true 'ugly face, beasty legs' is what you have there.
Dude: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."
by Dude Man Retravision December 9, 2010
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Break Your Face Off

Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.

Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off

Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas
"Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring beer, not pants"

"Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"
by THE GARVEYS March 17, 2010
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Slut-faced-hoe-bag

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.
God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!
by We are Emily's December 13, 2009
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rock your face off

To do somehthing better than someone else. To empress somebody to a large degree
I am so good at the Olson Twins board game. I am going to rock your face off.
by funkmastah9 August 12, 2003
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dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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California Face Rocket

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009
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dick face joe

a dumb faced nigger with a stupid ponytail
tom:did you invite dick face joe to the party?

james: of course not.
by Ihateurfacenow March 3, 2012
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