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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
by Death Menace May 5, 2023
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Friends

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023
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Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.
We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?
by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023
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Friends

I love friends. Friends are there for you when you can’t be there for yourself. Friends offer to do things for you and with you. Friends take up your recently messaged on your phone. Friends make life better not just for me, for you, for everyone.
They were good friends.
by Fiestaplum01! May 23, 2023
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Smiling Friends

Here are some of my favorite quotes from Smiling Friends.
1. I just wanted my cheeeeeseee!
2. I’m Mr. Frog. This is my show!
3. I could really go for some Salty’s right now.
by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023
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friends from California

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
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