Jew Dick

The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.

Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.

by Hit-lah February 22, 2011

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Dick Triangle

Triangular area above penis, That can usually be seen when wearing a swim suit.

Jakes pants fell down and you could see his dick triangle.

by Keeganssssweeet June 28, 2009

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Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

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Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010

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A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005

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