Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.

Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.

"she is always starting shit."
"ons"

by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022

Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something

“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one”

by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022

Akali One Trick

Being an Akali one trick is very bad. They probably likes anime and Ionia broken champions. Please do not be an Akali one trick.

Damm your an Akali one trick?

by Akali hater! May 27, 2022

WIZ*ONE

A fan (or person) who has love (or supports) the South Korean girl group 'IZ*ONE'

"My sister is a WIZ*ONE."

by istanalotofthings May 28, 2022