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cock and ball torture

when u are beating your meat a little too hard and have flashbacks to when your dad beat you. Then you start ramming yo shit, left, right, up down.
Yo bro wanna come to the party? No. Why? I need cock and ball torture now.
by balls enthusiast January 13, 2023
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right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.
Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.
by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020
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Poprocks cock pop

A gift for your significant other that consists of pop rocks on your cock.
Hey shorty I know it’s your birthday so I went out of my way to give you this Poprocks cock pop. Get sucking baby we don’t have all day.
by *moans* January 31, 2021
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Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
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Fat Cock Francis

A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022
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OI YA COCK

Wilbur: *Punches Jack off a tower*

Jack Manifold: OI YA COCK
by ur mum's cock July 22, 2022
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Ranger roll cock

Ranger Roll Cock: an Uncircumcised penis. The foreskin not being removed from the penis
by Dieselcock1718! March 28, 2022
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