Bag

A bag is what you wish you had to carry your groceries in

I sure wish I had a bag!

by TheDictionaryist May 31, 2022

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

Slow Bag

a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

“vins_fire is a slow bag”

by roguemystical October 21, 2020

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Bag

In your feelings.
Upset.
Sad.
Mad.
Basically negative feelings.

Example: Shellys boyfriend broke up with her and she is at home moping and sad her best friend comes over and says,"Girl get out your bag you'll get over him"

by _.Iza._ September 24, 2018

bag

Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her

1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!

by GoGovs February 15, 2024