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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
mugGet the go eat coalmug.

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry
by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022
mugGet the let's go homemug.

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed
by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022
mugGet the I'm going to pull a Stanleymug.

Are you going to the moon?

It is a famous saying of a Mathematics teacher in La Salle College, Hong Kong. He used it to express his dissatisfaction on students who packed their school bags before the bell even rings. In normal conditions, it can be used to question someone who is going away to obviously nowhere for the purpose of avoiding something deliberately.
30 secs till bell rings, random student packs his bag.
Teacher: are you going to the moon?
by oqwidflksdfhs December 19, 2022
mugGet the Are you going to the moon?mug.

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.
After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.
by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020
mugGet the Go weigh yourselfmug.

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