Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?

Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017

it's like a circus in my mouth

Having something in your mouth; edible items. Something that makes you salivate, sensation of vibrance, something that makes you be like "holy shit this is amazing". Examples: Skittles, Orange's, starbursts.

"holy shit! These are so amazing, it's like a circus in my mouth"!

by Lissa Anne March 5, 2021

Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 26, 2011

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

A Girl Like You

I used to travel in the shadows
And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste
There's too much to lose
Girl, you say anything at all, and you know that you can call
And I'll be right there for you
First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake
What else can you do
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care
This is the place I should be
And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you
To be in love with someone like me
I want to tell them all to go to hell
That we're doing very well without them you see
That's just the way it is and they will see
I am yours and you are mine, the way it should be

I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, oh yeah
Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back
I'm trying to get a message to you
I won't take anything from anyone
I won't walk and I won't run, I believe in you
London, Washington, anywhere you are I'll run
Together we'll be
Inside, outside, got my pride
I won't let 'em take you from me
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you, oh yeah
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye

by Death Menace June 10, 2023