massive one foot fighter

the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

Stink One

A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.

"Did ya grab me a pie mate?"
"Na"
"Aw, stink one"

by Jackamamie October 20, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.

Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022