Get rat

Initiated by the autocorrect of “great” get rat is either used as a positive/celebratory exclamation similar to “wow” or “amazing” or in reference to a festive celebration or stress relief outing, likely involving alcohol and/or shenanigans.

It’s been a week. Can’t wait to get rat later!

Get rat! How did you do that!?

by Oohhownice January 20, 2023

Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns

Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

gets the message

To understand the real meaning of what someone is trying to communicate.

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I keep dropping hints about a pay rise, but my boss just never gets the message

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 24, 2023

get a bag

Getting paper, but also words of encouragement similar to "break a leg".

Person 1: I'm starting to worry that i'm going to fail my exam.

Person 2: Just breathe in, remember what you studied, and get a bag.

by Oduduwa January 28, 2023

Get Swai'd On

The act of ordering fish (notably catfish) and getting fucking Swai in place of the actual fish you ordered. All my homies fucking hate Swai. Swai, probably better known as 'Basa', is a very cheap fish (which is why you get swai'd on in the first place by restaurants) native to Southeast Asia that tends to be farmed in unsanitary water. In the case of catfish, swai looks very similar to it. Catfish meat is stringy, tends to be flat, and has well defined ridges in it. Swai tends to be mushy, and likes to curl at the ends. Generally it also tastes worse. Know your enemy. Fuck swai.

We get swai'd on every damn time we go there. Lets go somewhere else.

My dad ordered a blackened redfish. The menu also clarified it was a redfish. They served him swai.
Damn, he got swai'd on.

I asked for a catfish po-boy. They served me a fucking po boy with swai on instead. I got swai'd on.

by Nice New Car Smoke January 30, 2023

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023