Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019

george the dog

literally the coolest dog there is.

he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs

i wish my dog was a george the dog

by JacobajJ September 2, 2019

Dogging the boys

Dogging the boys (vrb)

An action taken place on a frequent basis where the boys (aka priorities) are put in second to a new lady friend.

Ffs nick mate, it’s saturday, u can’t be ‘dogging the boys’

Yea i’ll See you guys later ay
He’s lying he’s gonna dog the boys

by Dmace September 3, 2019

Big dogged

A physical way of showing superiority.

That kid got beat up, he just got big dogged.

by Gold bulletz September 4, 2019

peen dog

peen dog is a dog

that is a nice peen dog

by add me at bbsmoke30 ps4 September 11, 2019