One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 11, 2012
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hun-one

is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.
Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.
by FLsurflawyer October 29, 2009
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One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
by Kerytach February 10, 2021
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one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 December 22, 2016
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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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ate that lil one

An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.
Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.
by rafter21970 June 03, 2024
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