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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
mugGet the 2 Bagsmug.

Bag

"Hey bro wanna do some bag tonight"
by TEXAZ2002 October 3, 2022
mugGet the Bagmug.

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
mugGet the put that shit in the bagmug.

In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024
mugGet the In your bagmug.

Bawdy Bags

An inaccesible shop in the Red Light District of Liberty City from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories , where they sell bawdy bags.
Girl 1 : Did you hear that there is a new shop in the Red Light District, called Bawdy Bags?

Girl 2: Bawdy Bags? What do they sell there?

Girl 1: They sell bags, for your "bawdy", of course!
by MrBigDig December 5, 2023
mugGet the Bawdy Bagsmug.

v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break
by the suckmeister April 18, 2010
mugGet the v bagmug.

garbage bagged

1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!

2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"

2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011
mugGet the garbage baggedmug.

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