When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
me fighting somone: 🙂
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
guy1: hey
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
The single worst sentence one can utter. Other than all racial slurs in a row. If you've seen or heard anyone in the act of saying this sentence, please pull out a gun and shoot them then and there
Some kid: ya like amongus?
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot
by TamChanUwU November 02, 2021
by SadFemboy February 06, 2025
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day,matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022