National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

Give some head

On this day, March 18, you should definetly give some head to someone…

“Today is the “Give some head” day , so i might finally get some”

by thegoodadvice March 18, 2024

Wop head

When a person's head is got, gotten, or acquired so gotdamn that your left leg begins to go numb, followed by your head until it is disfigured.

Boy whicho wop head.

by TechMonster68 February 12, 2017

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.

Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.

by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018