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Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
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I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
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Alex bought truck nuts and removed his muffler on his truck, this is indicative of his Napoleon Cock-Plex.
Or : Thomas told this story to a group of females about a time he was intoxicated a decade ago, to make up for the fact that he is unemployed and has a Napoleon Cock-Plex.
Or : Thomas told this story to a group of females about a time he was intoxicated a decade ago, to make up for the fact that he is unemployed and has a Napoleon Cock-Plex.
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