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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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there's no place like home

by RoseRed669 August 5, 2023
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Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last
on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
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Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.
"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."
by Kupid_love May 4, 2024
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like leaderfins footpockets

"The Justice League movie is like leaderfins footpockets"
couldn't agree more
by swedish dickhead December 23, 2017
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built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.
by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023
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