When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
by J-Mez May 24, 2005
A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
by yoyodada November 05, 2014
The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.
Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"
by elwood123 December 15, 2015
Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
by munyshot December 03, 2013
by Mr. Dinges March 31, 2012
The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.
by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013
by Jason westfall March 30, 2012