Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

whistle booth

my sister.

my sister is a whistle booth

by crackdowns123 June 18, 2021

DP whistle

When you put two penises on the sides of your mouth and try to whistle

My girlfriend is a musician. She can reallly play the DP whistle well.

by ShaneIsDope September 11, 2018

Brigantine whistle

The plastic applicator from a tampon.

I just found a brigantine whistle laying on the side of the road . puke !!

by Snipers215 August 21, 2008

whiskey drinkers whistle

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

by Samran53 October 21, 2020

bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023