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Whack

I wanna smell your whack.
by StrangeDays September 7, 2025
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Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.
Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what
by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021
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Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.
Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.
by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011
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road whack

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.
by jds07030 April 15, 2017
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Big whack

An exaggerated minor inconvenience, no matter how big
1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!

2.

A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!
by californiafoo July 5, 2025
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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.
Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017
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