sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011

weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd

Bro you are such a weasel

by jerktwister November 3, 2020

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"

matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!

by spacemunkey May 7, 2008

Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018

bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter

Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!

by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021