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Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.
"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"
by Patella53 March 12, 2022
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Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that
Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him
by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022
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chum the weasel

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.
Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.
by Dolomyte January 15, 2023
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Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"
matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!
by spacemunkey May 7, 2008
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