A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.
by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Who the fuck is that
by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022

To suck a dick
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

To drop a greasy weasel!
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.
A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"
A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"
by spacemunkey May 7, 2008
