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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019
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Bang War

1: A couple who repeatedly cheats just to spite each other is in a bang war.

2: When someone goes about having sex with one specific persons partners, and the other person retaliates in the same way, they are in a bang war.
1: Shannon slept with two dudes after Dave cheated on her so he had sex with Jane and then she slept with his brother- that bang war lasted two years!
2: Zoe and Amanda have been in a bang war since high school when Zoe slept with Amanda’s boyfriend.
by Dancingbeaver1123 December 10, 2018
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Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.
"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"
by TaraLovesTomatoes November 5, 2018
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Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.
i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."
by IcedAngel337 July 28, 2009
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Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet
by 99Ninety September 19, 2020
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The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.
Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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